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I’m actually considering on getting some contacts because wow I look nice without glasses too. And this shirt is my life. #selfie

I’m actually considering on getting some contacts because wow I look nice without glasses too. And this shirt is my life. #selfie

  #selfie  
HEY THERE EVERYONE I HAVE REACHED 200 PAGES AND 56,888 WORDS ON MY BOOK. 

THIS IS A HUGE MILESTONE FOR ME BECAUSE OH MY GOD 200 PAGES FOR WHAT IS CURRENTLY STILL THE DRAFT. I’M NOT EVEN 15% YET WITH THE WHOLE TRILOGY YO BECAUSE I AM A FIRM BELIEVER ON HAVING EVERYTHING IN ONE DOC UNTIL THE ACTUAL EDITING PROCESS. 

NOT SORRY OF MY ALL CAPS BECAUSE I AM SUPER PUMPED ON THIS.

THIS HAS BEEN A PSA BECAUSE ESME IS IN THE ZONE.

HEY THERE EVERYONE I HAVE REACHED 200 PAGES AND 56,888 WORDS ON MY BOOK.

THIS IS A HUGE MILESTONE FOR ME BECAUSE OH MY GOD 200 PAGES FOR WHAT IS CURRENTLY STILL THE DRAFT. I’M NOT EVEN 15% YET WITH THE WHOLE TRILOGY YO BECAUSE I AM A FIRM BELIEVER ON HAVING EVERYTHING IN ONE DOC UNTIL THE ACTUAL EDITING PROCESS.

NOT SORRY OF MY ALL CAPS BECAUSE I AM SUPER PUMPED ON THIS.

THIS HAS BEEN A PSA BECAUSE ESME IS IN THE ZONE.

spockisinthetardis:

nostopdasgay:

ryannxp:

markerdemon:

skinny-depression:

fucking powerful. and unfortunately true

Tall people are assholes.

Tall people are assholes.


'heard you were talkin shit

jesus fucking christ

spockisinthetardis:

nostopdasgay:

ryannxp:

markerdemon:

skinny-depression:

fucking powerful. and unfortunately true

Tall people are assholes.

Tall people are assholes.

'heard you were talkin shit

jesus fucking christ

makochantachibanana:

HARU I SWEAR TO COD DON’T EVEN DARE

thejunglenook:

sinbadism:

glowcloud:

pinkmaned:

muscleprincess:

muscleprincess:

(INDIGNANT HUFFING) NOT ALL M……ale lions

the more i think about it, the weirder this comment seems. how does this man know that being a male lion is more stressful than being a female lion. has he lived as both a female and male lion before. is this man an Animorph

I

male lions rights activist

as a big cat fanatic and a zoo veteran: 
male lions are lazy fucks. they CHOOSE to fight cos they’re BORED.

As a professional Ethologist who specializes in apex predator and primate behavior, I can fully support this lazy lion notion.See this gorgeous guy? 
This is Zero, the most photographed lion in National Geographic history (so I’ve been told). While his huge frame and two-toned mane make him an intimidating sight, he is essentially the biggest baby I observed while in South Africa.
You would hear these deep roaring moans echo across the reserve… and it was Zero, whining for the girls (Maggie and Lisa) to bring him food. The lazy bum would just roll around in the river bed moaning and groaning until the females would show up with a kill. 
Sure, he could fight if there happened to be a rival male in the area. And his ‘mock charge’ display was intimidating enough to keep just about everyone* out of his way… but 99% of the time this guy was all about moaning (for food), mating, and mane-flips.
* - The only animal not run off by Zero’s display was a honey badger, who - true to form - did not care.

thejunglenook:

sinbadism:

glowcloud:

pinkmaned:

muscleprincess:

muscleprincess:

(INDIGNANT HUFFING) NOT ALL M……ale lions

the more i think about it, the weirder this comment seems. how does this man know that being a male lion is more stressful than being a female lion. has he lived as both a female and male lion before. is this man an Animorph

I

male lions rights activist

as a big cat fanatic and a zoo veteran: 

male lions are lazy fucks. they CHOOSE to fight cos they’re BORED.

As a professional Ethologist who specializes in apex predator and primate behavior, I can fully support this lazy lion notion.
See this gorgeous guy? 

This is Zero, the most photographed lion in National Geographic history (so I’ve been told). While his huge frame and two-toned mane make him an intimidating sight, he is essentially the biggest baby I observed while in South Africa.

You would hear these deep roaring moans echo across the reserve… and it was Zero, whining for the girls (Maggie and Lisa) to bring him food. The lazy bum would just roll around in the river bed moaning and groaning until the females would show up with a kill. 

Sure, he could fight if there happened to be a rival male in the area. And his ‘mock charge’ display was intimidating enough to keep just about everyone* out of his way… but 99% of the time this guy was all about moaning (for food), mating, and mane-flips.

* - The only animal not run off by Zero’s display was a honey badger, who - true to form - did not care.

theterry:

japhers:

folwer:

but its important

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND



I couldn’t help it. Phrases make the best song titles.
(Also 100% shipping Tulip with Cactus. I don’t even know why, I must.)

theterry:

japhers:

folwer:

but its important

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND

Their Song List

I couldn’t help it. Phrases make the best song titles.

(Also 100% shipping Tulip with Cactus. I don’t even know why, I must.)

disasterhasstruck:

horsefetish:

i dont like getting yelled at i literally stand there and burst into tears

and they’re like WHY ARE YOU CRYING?!!?! It’s because you’re fucking yelling at me you shithead

peggyleads:

legolastouchedthebutt:

nayx:

making my way downtown oh my fucking god where am i

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#that should not have been as funny as it was

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Flying Skeleton Hell

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Flying Skeleton Hell